http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:55:14 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en "I can put my whole fist in my mouth. That's how much I love you."  I used to do a lot of sketching back in junior high, since I had plenty of a thing they call "free time." Mostly I'd draw zombies chasing cheerleaders or aliens with three boobs vaporizing gym teachers with their brain ... http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/09/27/the-wraith/ "I only wear this shirt to distract people from my face. It's my only defense." On some undisclosed island in the South Pacific, Pam Grier plays Lee Danier, an angry hooker in an evening dress who gets sent to a not-so-classy women's reform prison in the middle of the jungle. Do not ... http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/09/19/black-mamma-white-mamma/ "Ho-ho... Uh-oh. Santa's coming to town for a holiday chopping spree." As a young boy I remember the response to the “Silent Night, Deadly Night” ads displayed in my local grocery store's video section. Parents quickly covered their kids’ eyes, complaints were made to the on-duty store manager, ... http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/09/13/silent-night-deadly-night/ "Freddy's worse fear? Missing an episode of "Desperate Housewives." That's why he upgraded his new glove with TIVO." You know you're getting old when 9:00 PM rolls around and you've already started yawning. Your eyelids are getting mighty heavy while watching “Antiques Road Show”, and you're pretty winded from trying to find your copy ... http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/09/02/freddys-dead-the-final-nightmare/ "A lone Chicken McNugget from the new Super Happy Meals plots it's unholy revenge." Saturday afternoons were always about some great television. After a morning of cartoons and a serving of Soul Train, you knew to prepare yourself for some great edited-for-TV B-movie goodness. One afternoon feature that I remember vividly was "The Bubble", ... http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/08/21/the-bubble-in-3d-revised-review/ "The new Head and Shoulder's shampoo commercial went a bit over the top. But look no dandruff!" I'm sure many of you are aware of my continuing quest to find the Greatest/worst movie ever put on film. Like Indiana Jones searching for the Lost Ark, I'm seeking that which cannot be viewed. I'm convinced that ... http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/08/13/hard-rock-zombies/ "The Russian Chernobyl Dance Class gets their groove on." When I was a pre-teen, one of my regular weekend hangouts was the local skating rink.  Donning a pair of smelly, rented roller skates, I'd awkwardly traverse the infinite circle of wood floor paneling, while songs from the likes of Pat Benatar and the Thompson ... http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/08/01/xanadu/ "I don't need a seat belt. I have my own built in air bags." Before there was the king of late night b-movies, Joe Bob Briggs, there was the hostess with the mostess, the queen of scream, the mistress of the dark, Elvira. Her sarcastic wit and b-movie knowledge was only overshadowed by her ... http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/07/26/elvira-mistress-of-the-dark/ http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/07/19/friday-the-13th-part-7-the-new-blood/ http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/07/15/lost-highway-video-review-episode-2-machine-girl/